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“Blessed is centered ones, for they will inherit viewport.”
— вебмастер 5:5
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$50 — enterprise slop. maybe i center divs.
$1 — you get wisdom. no refund. no context.
slopban% official record
| rank | name | time |
|---|---|---|
| WR | vasco da gama | 67s |
| 2 | boris with php | 71s |
| 3 | xX_slopgod_Xx | 88s |
| 4 | smol vladimir | 94s |
| 5 | kevin from accounting | 102s |
| 6 | dmitri of country | 119s |
| 7 | moshe the webdev | 133s |
| 8 | pope innocent xiii | 141s |
| 9 | sergei.html | 158s |
| 10 | ferdinand magellan | 204s |
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